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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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