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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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