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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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