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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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