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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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