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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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