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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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