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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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