Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.