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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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