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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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