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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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