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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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