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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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