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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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