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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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