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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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