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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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