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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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