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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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