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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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