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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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