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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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