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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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