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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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