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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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