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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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