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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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