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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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