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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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