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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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