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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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