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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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