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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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