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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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