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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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