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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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