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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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