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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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