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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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