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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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