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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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