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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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