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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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