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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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