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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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