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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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