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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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