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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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