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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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