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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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