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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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