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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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