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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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