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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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