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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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