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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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