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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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