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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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