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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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