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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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