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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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