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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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