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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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