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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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