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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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