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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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