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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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