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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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