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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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