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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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